Funny Jokes .

[Maths]

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IT IS NOTHING :P

[Death]

[Syne]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? : a carrot.

[Bella]

One Person(asked to other person) : How are you?
Other Person : Not Good.
The Person : How is your mother?
Other Person : She has fever.
The Person : How is your father?
Other Person : He has gone mad.
The Person : How is your Brother?
Other Person : He is not in this world.(Death)
The Person : How is your wife?
Other Person : She left me.
The Person : How are your children?
Other Person : They are lost.
The Person : What is your name?
Other Person : Lucky.

:P

[Thrasher]

1. dyslexic man walks into a bra

2. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

3. ''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

4. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

5. By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken."You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where.""Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you.""No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it."The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" Asked the manager."Never better."The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?""Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Marine."How'd you manage that?" asked the manager."He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."

[SlimShady]

What's Brown and sticky?

A stick

(I apologise for the poor sense of humour :P )

[YesMan]

[Bella]

LOL nice 1 :P

One person (to his friend) : My dog is lost.
His friend : Put a add on the newspaper.
The person : Shut up ! My dog cannot read.
:P

[General Smith]

1. A man walked into a bar. Ouch! (sorry for bad joke :P)

2. Yo' mamma so fat we've only just finished digging here grave

3.You were only meant to blow the bloody doors off! (its from this show or something cant remember xD)

4.







lots of confusing signs

[Bella]

(This is a joke about 2 friends who just passed Class 10. Name Bali and Siddhart. Siddhart loves to eat pizza. But he was given punishment bec he did bad in his exams.So, he can't go out of his house.)

Bali(asked to Siddhart): We have holidays for 3 months. What shall I do? I'll be Bored.
Siddhart : Okay. Yo go to a Pizza Shop and job there for 3 months and eat all the Pizza's without telling to anyone.