Funny Jokes .

[Puitje]

Q: Why do birds fly to the south in the winter?
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A: Walking takes too long.

[ZonElax]

Hahaha first one good.

Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike?





A: It was going too fast for her to get on.

[YesMan]

- Are the car indicators working?
- Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no

[ZonElax]

Yo mama's so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.

Yo mama's so fat, she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops.

Yo' Mama is so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Yo' Mama is so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.

[optee]

Q: Why did the calf cross the road?

A: To get to the udder side.

[Maths]

Q When is easter monday ?
Ans Monday
Q When is patrick's day ?
Ans Patrick :P

[ZonElax]

huh?

PS: Not a joke.

[Bella]

Teacher(asked his student) : Can you tell me something about the scientists of 18th century?

Student : Yes,Sir. They are no more.

[imma]

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What happens when pope resigns?
Another one POPES up XDD

not really that funny imo but its all i could think of xD

[Shikamaru]

I have a good one , but long should read it tho !

A guy comes home from a party after work , he has had to much to drink and as a result he's uber wasted. He goes to bed to his wife and falls asleep. He re-opens his eyes and all he can see are clouds and a gate. At the gate some saint tells him he has passed away in his sleep. The dude is going loco , beggin the saint to let him go back home and let him live. The saint says sorry boy but you can only go back to the world as an animal, so wich animal do you want to be. The dude says he wants to be a chicken at the farm of his wife's parents , so he can still see her. His wish is granted , he wakes up as a chicken. After several minutes he gets an annoying tummy ache , a rooster passes by and tells him he's ovulating.
Several painfull moments later , he has an egg under his ass. Within 2 mins he has another one. Right when he is getting himself ready to get a third one , he feels a hard knock on his head and hears his wife yelling Dude wake uppp , you're shitting all over our bed !!!!