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24-03-2013, 02:37 PM (This post was last modified: 03-06-2014, 10:21 AM by Maths.)
Post all Funny jokes you know .
It can be image jokes or just written jokes Biggrin

No jokes repeating , or else disqualified

My Joke :

Teacher : Why are their different types of Blood Groups ?
Student : Mam, there are different types of blood groups so that mosquitoes can taste different flavors Smile
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24-03-2013, 04:30 PM
Gordon Ramsey: Why did chicken go across the road?

Answer: Because you didn't (F)ing cook it.
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24-03-2013, 05:04 PM (This post was last modified: 24-03-2013, 05:05 PM by Bella.)
Rahul (a boys name): He told to his friend(prem) that he has lost his dog.

Prem : Why don't you out an advertisement in the papers?

Rahul : Don't be silly. My dong can't read.
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24-03-2013, 05:37 PM
A guy was sleeping .
His mother came up at 6:00 and told him to go to school
The guy told why ? everybody hates me at school
His mom told because it is his job
The guy told her to give him 1 reason to go to School.
her Mom told BECAUSE YOU ARE THE TEACHER. :P
the guy then Told okay Biggrin
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24-03-2013, 05:47 PM
there's one guy who liked ice cream alot, he bought one and ate it, then he bought another one but there was no ice cream
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24-03-2013, 06:00 PM
Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.
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24-03-2013, 06:48 PM (This post was last modified: 24-03-2013, 06:48 PM by Makez.)
Q: What is called this if a black man is being followed by 100 white guys?

A: a PGA tour. (PGA=Professional Golf association)
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#8
24-03-2013, 07:01 PM
You guys must be watching TV
In movies : If a guy is falling down , the guy says he's friend to not pull him up or they will die
but the guy says, you are my best friend and i will not leave you Smile
In real life : the guy who is falling says F**k PULL ME UP
the other guy says : F**K, LEAVE MY HAND , I WANNA LIVE Biggrin Biggrin Biggrin Biggrin
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24-03-2013, 07:51 PM
my love to you is like a diarrhea, i cant stop it.
Greatest pick up line ever
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#10
24-03-2013, 08:56 PM
Pretty much lol'd on deivis' joke..

Phantom went to buy the hotdog.
Salesman asked: "Do you want it with all fillings?"
Phantom answered: "No."
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