Event server stuff (archived by |Warden)

[|Warden]

Hello there,

I'm working on a mod, which is well known about "intelligent" bots. Intelligence stands for special skills in game. One iconic skill is the usage of the main chat during battle. The bots actually read a script, before they say something. And this script contains a lot of funny/nonsense lines... you can see some of these below.


"In case you are looking for your skull, it's nailed on the wall hehe"
"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography."
"Life is short... smile while you still have teeth."
"Your life can not fall apart, if you never had it together."


The thing is, I need much more lines to make the mod even better. So, if you have at least one funny/nonsense quote in your mind, please don't hesitate to post it here. (Note: please avoid swearing and insulting + the language has to be English.)

On the other hand, I'm looking for bot names too, but the amount of bots/map is limited, so I can set only 20 bot names

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BOTS: 14 more available

1. [BOT]Uber Sniper
2. [BOT]Brain Blaster*
3. [BOT]LoLLiPoP
4. [BOT]RageQuit
5. [BOT]TheButcher
6. [BOT]bulletPROOF
...

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Quotes

Boys fall for me.. Because I tripmine them.
My english is not the yellow from the egg, but it goes.
Keep calm and blame it on the lag.
Games don't make you violent, lag does.
Whoever fights can lose, whoever does not fight has already lost.
Elvis has left the building!

Important: The mod is not made by me! I'm just making an additional pak, which should overwrite the original mod!

Thanks for the replies in advance.
Have a nice day!

[SadNesS]

i'm really looking forward to the mod!

Code:

Boys fall for me.. Because I tripmine them. My english is not the yellow from the egg, but it goes. Keep calm and blame it on the lag. Games don't make you violent, lag does. Whoever fights can lose, whoever does not fight has already lost. Elvis has left the building!

[BOT]LoLLiPoP
[BOT]RageQuit
[BOT]TheButcher
[BOT]bulletPROOF

[|Warden]

@ Sadness *thumbs up*

[|Warden]

If anyone has idea/suggestion for custom sounds let me know. The mod is 80% finished and it'll be launched with a new soundpack.