Satire-like story about TWC

[Cross]

Hello,
Some of you may now that I like to write stories. So I decided to write one. About TWC. Weird one, the weirdest, fantasy-like. I would post in chapters.
It will be a satire, a joke, thing to laugh about. But I don't want to do that without knowledge you are ok with it. You will now when I... show you a cast that jumped out of my sick head.

Hero – Cross
Perverted Martial-Arts Master – Snacky
Older Student under Snacky – Nightfall
Super hot and mean Goddess – Imma
Transsexual Princess – Rambo
Hot and super strong female warrior – Nothy
Queen Mother and The Wicked Witch in secret – Mimus
Ugly strong wise villain – Technine, villain bcs queens dog peed on him
Queens dog – Only_me
Thrasher, Hani, iTim – mercenary brothers
Thrasher – oldest, wizard, wise, weak
iTim – middle one, stupid, can open anything
Hani – youngest, archer, can shot the bug from hundreds of meters, ugliest man alive
Optee - The smartest man alive, a midget with one arm
Subzero - Clumsy ninja

Yeah, now you know why I want to know if you are ok with it. Remember, do not be offended, it's a joke, a satire.

If you want to be in it - post and tell who would you like to be.

Remember, uber pro, super-like hero is me, there is no second one. :]

I am not the only one at fault - Snacky encouraged me to post it!

[TechN9NE]

hehe your weird.. but thanks for adding meh in your story I guess

[$ubzero]

You can put me in any way you like clumsy Ninja merc?

[optee]

I can be the smartest man alive , midget with one arm

[djuki]

where do the rest of us pleps come in?

[Cross]

hehe your weird.. but thanks for adding meh in your story I guess

I know, I have mental problems. ^^

You can put me in Tongue any way you like Biggrin clumsy Ninja merc?

You have it. ^^

I can be the smartest man alive , midget with one arm

Ok, you can have it. It's kinda like Tyrion Lannister but that awesome-like. ^^

where do the rest of us pleps come in?

I have an idea.

[Bread]

I have an idea.

you and your ideas

[Hani]

Ugly strong wise villain – Technine, villain bcs queens dog peed on him
Queens dog – Only_me
Transsexual Princess – Rambo
Hani – youngest, archer, can shot the bug from hundreds of meters, ugliest man alive

Couldnt stop laughing at these XDDD

[Mimus]

AGREEEEEEEEEEED

[Dr_C]

Mimus = TWC