~Rap Battle~ (Includes harsh language) (archived by NightFall)

[imma]

Well I'm reading immas post in middle of a forest (really, work :P), gotta say that that was fuken badass.

[Hani]

Uhm,Thrasher
Thrasher+AgentHani vs Immagirl+Syne
Thrasher spit ur rhymes on that eminem fan(immagirl)
I am going to deal with dis homie mr.syne
Immagirl u still did'nt beat the game
you are so boring and lame
dat is because u dont know ur name
thats really a big shame
i amma post ur picture with a frame
Infront of u,Agent Hani just came
Remeber 1 thing we r not da same....
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Hey Mistah Syne,you comin here to rap?
Hah,ur nothing but ur mine and go out n take a nap?
Look when I rattle in a battle, I only end up with victory
Now is the time to put some mystery into ur history
Ur lines got no message, but only show u in a misery
Misfiring hits like a soldier whose a mis-fit
I ma show am Agent who u r not to mess with,
Cus when I make hits I bring u down with a sharp hit

U overhyped urself but now u end up a flop like "BERBATUV"
Now u'll cee no mercy not even on a BARCA TUFF
Bic-tch wanna fu+c+k in more rounds, but she aint that tough(immagirl)
U not HOT, but got hurt when u knew am HOT
I'm so HOT i set u on like a fire alarm
Screaming so loud, but u do me no harm
U wanna take a shot, but u got kno arm
U lame in ur looks now u wanna shift to music
U wanna do the art, but u aint amusing
Common quit that poo, cus u aint "AYEFELE"
PEEPS r gettin wiser since the days of old "PELE"
U claiming dat my rhymes hail from the nursery
I bet u need more nursing, if my rhymes r nursery
I do the hiphop, Dude u do the Bleep up
I rock the illest, the likes of u rocks in the sick bay

[Syne]

"Challenge accepted",
Agent Hani rejected
Our victory will be full edged
and much respected
Eyy, you think youre hot?
One comment: you are not.
Why dont you post your face?
Do you shame?
If you could post your face,
you would get fame,
because your face is so lame.
Btw, wtf are you rapping?
Same quality as your Gay-po*n fapping
People are clapping,
because they cant take it no more
pick up the phone,
and call yourself a fat-a** wh*re,
Walk out of the the door,
or i will punch you to the floor!
You will be thinking this for the whole day,
Wtf to say, u g*y?

[Kokok]

@ Those all rap funny parodies like Hani, thrasher, syne.

Check this shit out, turn it loud, what about,
Your life not you're fault, it's your father fuckd your mother, a bit too hard,
Raptard - please meet with this word, because your lyrics are biggest shit in the world,
Agent hani, syne and their sh*t parodies, it sounds like a fairy melodies,
I'm clanless but awesomeness of my rap is strong, you and your life are so fuck*ng wrong
If the size of my dick will depend on the rap, I'd keep my dick in a truck, so fu*k.
Recognize it kids, your rap is shits, parody of parodies, awful beats,
Sorry but my memory is a bit crap - you told imma you make best in TWC rap?
Im not in TWC, so it may change, but earlier back you didn't had a chance.

[Syne]

Yo, kokok, your rapping is poo
You cant even get to the "base 2"
At least we have been created with strict marriage
But your parents were in a happy g*y marriage
we were creating rap rhymes before you were born,
so shut up, and go watch some g*y po*n
Are you horny? because you are talking about di*k
If it depends on your rap, it isnt so big
You got me wrong, you think my d*ck is not long
We are strong, because we will kick you in HONG KONG!
Ding dong,
who's there?
Its me, kokok, the man without balls,
I got your calls, and im here to su*k your huge hairy balls!

[Hani]

Omg i cant stop laughing XD nice one syne U r becoming gangsta whitie xd

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Here is mine..
Co-Coc*
You still aint done yet
Thinkin about ur dic*?
I think i feel sic*
Watching videos everytime and on the month of may
oh uh there is a marriage and i think ur ga*?
Dude i am gonna spit 1 half of my corn
Get da hell outta here and watch some por*
You becomin ugly everyday and i dont why
ok cunt i must tell u that ur not a good guy
I just Figured out what you wanna say
Even if it takes all day
There's no set-in-stone F'in way
All you gotta do is to be ga* and watch vids to play - - -- - -- -
'round with combinations of your words -- ---- - - -
Mix it-so yo' message get heard -- ---- - -
In a beat that's pleasin' to da ear --- --- ----
Make it so they're gonna WANNA hear -- ---- -- -
Say yo piece an' make some F-in rhymes---- - -- - -
'bout funny stuff-- not only shiht 'bout crimes - -- - --- - - -
Add those sound-mix rappin' mutha beats - -- -- -- -- -
Now go and take yo' rapp an' hit da streets! - -- - -- - - --

so what--you can't be rappin' like a show man...
you can rapp like whitey mutha fukkin snowman
meltin' in the sorry azz rain
rappin' 'bout yo icy mutha pain
juss make sho yo lyrics sounding fine
yo wanksta- prankta -milktoast gonna shine
don't inspire bros to pull the trigga
by sayin' yo cap- azz shiht like
"whaddy yo figger? "
Cuz that's jess LAME.
Keep yo rhymes respectin'
And 'bout stuff in yo domain
Not white boy rappin 'bout da kokok's pain
if yo life's 'bout watchin Por*~
The Hamptons,fallin' stocks an 'Grace Kelly
Rapp 'bout that--jess let yo mind be free
Then get yo azz to Macy's
On a mutha shoppin spree...
I know u r my hater
You just talk like a largemouth BASS
SO BECAREFULL I MIGHT KUNG F.U UR A**
U always hate me
but i have fate with me
U haters think that i cant even rhyme ?!
ALL U Jelly HATERS SUC* KOKOK'S JAPANESE PENI*

[Thrasher]

Yo yo yo, since everyone's embarassing themself, I'm gonna try too :P
:Shy:

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I'm here to prove Miss Hani something,
You think you're better than us in everything?
But no man, you're not, not even in one thing!
What you're saying isn't rap,
It's a motherf*cking crap!
You think you're the best in here?
Turns out, you can't even open your own beer!
Instead, you go to your momma cry,
"Mommy, mommy, open it, my nail polish isn't dry!"
YES, I'm calling you a damn pu$$y, want me to stop?
And if you still think you're better than me, you're f*cking NOT!
Optimus, please, stay in your little Wonderland,
Or I'll slap you so hard, you won't be able to stand!
Kokok, maybe you're somewhat good,
But don't come here with it, save it for your hood.
And girls, remember, don't ever come back,
Or next time, I won't even try to hold back.

you cant even rap against the power of me and hani,
so many of your spammer friends think you rapped hardly,
so i break the truth of my opinion, i reckon i could own you by a billion,
so bring it on, mrs whoreson, whatcha gonna do when i thrash you demon,

you never rapped truely, you only did it foolishly,
we are still standing, and we are still battling,
you cannot fight, your out of sight, thrashed with might, hani'ed in midnight,
you see the light, very bright, from your fight, your dead in white.
imma, such a liar, so ugly and shit that she makes an eye-blinder,
she's gonna die so hyper, and i will be hani's master fighter,
get out with your spam, or else the thrash is coming... bam!
your being pure scam, so im gonna lay the f*ck slam!
you have failed, gotten jailed, i will be hailed, and you get staled,
loser, sooner, i am cooler, bitter, shitter, too small tits... er,
you aint my master, and i aint your b!tch, i can thrash faster, you dick-in-the-ditch,
i can MC like a boss, you hating your loss, too obsesed in cocks, jailed in locks,
learn to know, i am the foe, i am the motherfucker whos been killing with a bow,
thrashing b!tch's such as you in my show, owning and pwning in my game of flow,

whats that immagirl? cant take anymore? i aint suprised, as you got f*cked up by the law,
just a dickhead who gets men... your a whore, and that why your getting hani'ed and thrashed for!
its true, your feeble, cant get no love from the people, with the people, for the people, go die in lead, so your DEAD!!!

[Hani]

I dont want this thread to be dead..
Cuz i always go straight ahead,
You all pplz are lazy in rhymes except me and thrasher..
Why dont u give up and go to bed
So keep this in your head,
I see thrasher is a good rapper
but in my opinion i am a good spammer,
So thrasher i want u to versus me
and end up this shi*
But i wont let u to win on me cause i still have this victory,
I am gonna beat u now with my rhymes and gonna kick u somany times
Somebody wake me I'm dreaming
I started as a seed of Fluid.
swimming upstream planted in the I'm screaming.
On the top was my Pop
Thrasher's Mamma screaming stop,
from a single drop, this is wat they got.
My adrenaline rushing through my veins
Next stop is victory, it's rushing like a train
I'm determined to win, cause there's nothing like the pain of defeat
I refuse to remain incomplete
Gotta lot of stamina cause I train for some weeks
Got my strength from the vitamins and the grains that I eat
All obstacles overcame, I'm unique
I started from the bottom, see I came from beneath
The sky's the limit so I'ma raise to my peak
Winning is everything,
But thrasher is nothing.

[Hani]

Yo,YA all madafaka's are dead and i am still alive here,I win..

[Kokok]

Time to recover that shizzzz

Check this out
Time to diss ya'all, although I dont have problem #control
I will clean your ass well #pronto
Uncle koko again so loco, I m not racist but I'd like fu!k #Choco
Everyone leaves TWC cuz im still here im fast and funny #top gear
My iq is lowest in the galaxy, im hurry where's then fuken #taxi
my hashtags sucks so good, im not happy cuz i have bad #mood
even if im noob and noskill aswell, in this christmas i will be #ringin bell
time to finish that myself whines im so famous #best vines
i have fame on nd, oh thats so funny but im so sweet #bunny
im imposibble like chuck norris but im still whining #joris


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