~Rap Battle~ (Includes harsh language) (archived by NightFall)

[Maths]

Seriously

[Hani]

ABCD,
U r attacked by a crazy Bee..
EFG,
Be a man and come back with me..
HIJ,
Stop being a ga*
LMN,
This is not an end,
OPQ,
Stop talkin with ya nephew,
RST,
Sit down and drink a tea,
UVW,
I have somany eyes for triple view,
XYZ,
Ya Mamma is in my bed.
Next time morning come to me
I will fuc* you ABC...
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I love Mexicano rhyme
Stop wastin ur time
I have a mole and a freind called skito
Your peni* is covered with lots of Mosquito..
Eeeeey Amigo,
Did u ate Buirrito ?
i thought ya mamma was in bed with carlito
I went back to place called puerto rico
Your voice doesnt make any sense with echo..

[Syne]

@hani
Son you garbage we got lie detectors, man we know you fake,
cuz you amount to more a** than girls at a concert for Justin Timberlake,
Your whack raps, dawg your whole verse sound like a chorus,
Cuz you repeat the flow, Questioning all like a lost tourist,
You better give me the respect that I deserve or I'ma take it by force
Blast you with a 45 colt, make you summersault
I'd never been a follower, my motto supreme,
the only time i ever follow when i follow my dreams,
the age of computer, internet themes.

[Thrasher]

you guys cant rap, your all just crap,
against my rhymes, you cant beat at this time,
i have skill and power you could never have, fight me in pazerwar... see who has the last laugh,
i can make mc maps, you make crappy raps,
i make music, you make sh*tty spam lyric,
my creators have designed, a truly artificial mind,
i am pure insanity, a danger to humanity,
as i play, others decay, you will obey, for i am kai,
when i come, the enemies run,
they know its me... no more revivors, all thrashed... 0 survivors.

[Hani]

(Rage Time)
WHAT YOU MOTHERFUC*ING CRAZY!?
Try to own me with ur raps ?!
all of them r just a shi* of craps !
i am winning all the time at the final laps !
You homies even dont wear a damn caps,
I heard that there was a rapper from a china
all u haters ain't gettin da vagin*
going down da streets and i look so sexi
U guys better know me and text me
My raps are so good and it aint so funny !
AgentHani get the bitc*es and da money !
U haters think that i am not a good rapper,
if thats what u think then u can lick my as*hole!
U wont own me and you look so dirty..
u could roll with me because i make 30
THOUSAND EUROS EVERY SECOND!
That was really a good deal
and my homies looks so cool n real.
My haters talk big like a largemouth bass
if they tease me again i will kungf.u their as* !
You guys look like a lil poodles
i mma eat u up like i eat da noodles..
HATERS IF YOU MESS WITH ME
I AM GONNA EAT UR DOG
CRASH YOUR CAR
KISS UR GIRL
FUC* YOUR MOM
FILL HER WITH TAR AND HIT UR NUTS WITH DA METAL BAR !
WHO NEEDS IMMAGIRL,Deivis,justin beiber ?!
I am da best rapper!!!
u betta recognize
Modafuc*a.....

[Thrasher]

(Rage Time)
WHAT YOU MOTHERFUC*ING CRAZY!?
Try to own me with ur raps ?!
all of them r just a shi* of craps !
i am winning all the time at the final laps !
You homies even dont wear a damn caps,
I heard that there was a rapper from a china
all u haters ain't gettin da vagin*
going down da streets and i look so sexi
U guys better know me and text me
My raps are so good and it aint so funny !
AgentHani get the bitc*es and da money !
U haters think that i am not a good rapper,
if thats what u think then u can lick my as*hole!
U wont own me and you look so dirty..
u could roll with me because i make 30
THOUSAND EUROS EVERY SECOND!
That was really a good deal
and my homies looks so cool n real.
My haters talk big like a largemouth bass
if they tease me again i will kungf.u their as* !
You guys look like a lil poodles
i mma eat u up like i eat da noodles..
HATERS IF YOU MESS WITH ME
I AM GONNA EAT UR DOG
CRASH YOUR CAR
KISS UR GIRL
FUC* YOUR MOM
FILL HER WITH TAR AND HIT UR NUTS WITH DA METAL BAR !
WHO NEEDS IMMAGIRL,Deivis,justin beiber ?!
I am da best rapper!!!
u betta recognize
Modafuc*a.....

hater's gonna hate, im afraid your too late,
you and your homie w!tchs, cant even rap like other b!tchs,
now lets break out the truth, you fail at agent sleuth's,
now lets see how you like it when i thrash you through the roof!

a so called agent, just another rager,
who even gets her a$s kicked everday by **major**,
you aint the best rapper, nor the best fapper,
infact you are crapper, than a minecraft mapper,
just because your "raps" use caps doesnt mean it has a pair of balls,
infact when people watch you rap-rage, you just put them in the lolz!
hani, your a f4ni, just a stupid kid getting angry,
failed teenager with acne, about to get thrashed badly,
you get back in your place, otherwise you get torn to waste,
stupid homie with a taste of absolute disgrace...

you cannot beat me, i am the best MC, in all of TWC, extremely deadly,
you better watch out, stop homie'ing about, or you will be thrashed so hard it will be worse than knock-out!

[Hani]

Loony bottom line your a rhyme taker
Let me be clear homeys a faker
Stealin some bars is all good and fine
But takin a whole verse is crossing the line
I normally shred suckers like you but instead....
Nah who am I kiddin im still gonna verbally stomp your head
Pickin someons lines apart definetly aint smart
I'll use you to whipe a wet fart so your playin your part
Next time your able remember dont steal someone elses fable
I'm going to bury you in this box i made outta your own kitchen table
You'd like someone to give you an opinion of your rhymes
Your stolen words go on deaf ears like a cryin mime
I spit so much fire your ash's are incinerated
someone else step up cause this kids obliterated
IF someone asks who is the best rapper this century ?
So simple the answer is ME..
My childhood in minecraft was in a movie Blood Diamond
But without thrasher and without a diamond
You and ur homies are so meanest but it is cool
Because u have a big PENI*...
Its no problem if i have an acne and a bone
Why cant u ask these stuff to Mr.Zone?
Homeboy,u just need jeezus
I am Agent Hani and u better believe this,
I am a best minecraft mapper...
so idc if u r a damn rapper
My old name in TWC Was Hank
You better know this because i was in the bank
I am comin near to ya and gonna tear ur rank
because i have permission to Blow ur as* with tank
AgentHani has alots of homies with fangs
and u better know this cause we r the real gangs
....................
U dealing with d FINEST, u can call me the RUTHLESS
Cus when I move jaws, I drop lines that's tagged "ILLEST"
Wordplay so advanced u don't get to decipher
Am d seeker of ur destruction, u can call me "RICHARD CYPHER"
Plan ur full attack, u still wouldn't get to the "CYPHER"
Thrasher goin out of hand, I ma need to just fight him
U done crossing ma path, so now prepare to see ma wrath
I'm here 4 u now, so quit hiding like rat
Or i will hit ur nuts with my baseball bat.

[Thrasher]

everyone says immagirl won, she didnt, it was another one of those raps...

me and agenthani vs immagirl!

[Turboapina]

Well I'm reading immas post in middle of a forest (really, work :P), gotta say that that was fuken badass.

[Syne]

I'll give it a try once again :P

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U think you are my homie?
Then show me, U pony!
I might not be the best,
I will kill the rest
And after that, you will be 100% dead!
I will f*** your mom in bed,
Until she is dead!
U just keep talking about other boys pe***,
I have seen this,
What are you? A pedophile?
Or at least it destroys my mind,
+ it takes my expensive time,
To make Hani sad with this awesome rhyme
You know that "pro rapper" Imma is the best,
you can forget the rest,
but "Big ego, small pen**" Hani, i will come and hit you in your breasts!
Hey thrashboy, did you forget me?
Im so small, you cant even hit me,
I dont mean my pe***, or actually yes,
But comparing to hanis di**, its the best.
Im not a good rapper, but i at leas give it a try,
unlike hani, who cant even make a proper line!
You fake rapper, you cant even faP,
I do much better rap,
actually, i can do everything better than that,
+ i will smack you whit baseball bat.


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Seriously hani, i know where you take your rhymes from.

"My childhood in minecraft was in a movie Blood Diamond
But without thrasher and without a diamond
You and ur homies are so meanest but it is cool
Because u have a big PENI*..." This one was from a youtube video called "Rap song in 12 different accents", where a guy called riceboyliu raps in 12 different accents (duhhh) .
i'll show you another one:
"Homeboy,u just need jeezus
I am Agent Hani and u better believe this"
This one was in a same video, in the USA part.
C'mon Hani, you can do better than that!