~Rap Battle~ (Includes harsh language) (archived by NightFall)

[SpiderShaun]

Whaddup peeps, guess who’s back ?
Not me, not my clan, not my rap.
This year’s been fun, and to top it off
Mimus’ birthday, that b**** cough cough

I’m KD, just JK don’t kick me ‘kay ?
But just a question. Since your bday was yesterday,
Do you get presents twice a year ?
Or something like a Christmas 2-in-1 deal ?
*insert awkward seal*
Anyway, just came by to say a very happy birthday to that pussey

[Mimus]

Indeed, my birthday is not long ago
but there were no candles to blow
I was expecting guests
from quite far in the west
unfortunately they couldnt come
so a chillday my bday has become

As to your questions, theres is a deal
but people tend to conceal!!!

they act like i get one big present
so they dont have to spent
for another gift any more cent
but that doesnt make me content

because usually the one thing you get
is just a drop on a hot stone - it makes nothing wet
I get socks and warm handshake from my relative
he thinks im old enough for something conservative

So, for you to always remember:
never have a kid born in december!

In germany we have a saying,
attention now you should be paying:

Wer zu Ostern mit den Eiern spielt
hat zu Weihnachten die Bescherung

(have fun translating this one,
my work here is done)

[Tomahawk]

screw this rap battle BS thing im gonna spam


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P.S at suck at this making things rhyme so i just spam

[Vegehan]

We know, dude we know

[Vegehan]

Mee too

[Hruby]

+1 gj

[Vegehan]

Whats gj?

[Hruby]

good job

[Vegehan]

ok thanks

[Hruby]

Vegehan still learning hehe