~Rap Battle~ (Includes harsh language) (archived by NightFall)

[Mette]

I can rap:
Mette is nice
you're cold as ice!!

[Hani]

Ur rhyme is good
Me is bak on my rap mood
Thrash hoe forgot my food
Ya alrdy biatches forgot me
Once again Hani iz in da hood

[SpiderShaun]

Let me join in on the fun since EA is no match
I'll throw a bone at you so you can fetch
Need a victim, some new blood on my hands
Can't stop me, you or your so-called friends
Cause the longer I wait, the harder I smack
And I want to at least give you a comeback

So imma go easy on ya, little TWC
Tears Will Come, I assure you, and fill up the sea
Don't try and mime us, just play with me
Just like how Mimus played MC

Let me start with how I met your mother,
Just after your father went to visit her.
Sorry, I think it was her brother. No ? I incest.
But I shouldn't talk about family in the west
Let's go east, or somewhere far far away
Luke would be proud, if you know what I say



http://elitearmy.eu/forumz/thread-2423.html

[Mimus]

No need to go easy on us,
once we are done with your clan
its your turn to fuss
because we are the ones with the plan

Aint telling you about it, though
You wouldnt understand it either
This is for grown & clever people, yknow?
And you are neither

So come on and battle us if you dare,
people who beat us are more than rare,
Because we are the ones who scare,
But hey man, we dont care

Cuz TWC is the best

[Hani]

Let me join in on the fun since EA is no match
I'll throw a bone at you so you can fetch
Need a victim, some new blood on my hands
Can't stop me, you or your so-called friends
Cause the longer I wait, the harder I smack
And I want to at least give you a comeback

So imma go easy on ya, little TWC
Tears Will Come, I assure you, and fill up the sea
Don't try and mime us, just play with me
Just like how Mimus played MC

Let me start with how I met your mother,
Just after your father went to visit her.
Sorry, I think it was her brother. No ? I incest.
But I shouldn't talk about family in the west
Let's go east, or somewhere far far away
Luke would be proud, if you know what I say



http://elitearmy.eu/forumz/thread-2423.html

http://elitearmy.eu/forumz/thread-2423-p...l#pid37769

[SpiderShaun]

SMACK :

I'm a rap prodigy, I'll Smack your b*tch up.
And go down on her like fights in a pub.
Don't talk crap Smack, I'm on the fast track,
Just stare at my back, rap is what you lack.
Keep silent and watch the true god work.
I'll sweep the clan clean of all your jerk.



HANI :

Hani honey bunny, what's up with you lately ?
I hear you got rekt by a guy that looked girly ?
Nah man, it's just me, your friend SpiderShaun.
Let me give you a taste, so good you'll frown.
It's not sweet, not salty, but motherfucking bitter.
Let's compare d*ck size, pretty sure I'm bigger.

You know how I know ? Your mama told me.

I'm not a grammar nazi but your bars gave me cancer.
Even grandma did nazi that coming, you getting weaker.
I'll tag swastikas all over your place and your front door.
Turn it to a Buddhist temple, red carpet on the floor.
All stained by your blood and her menstruation
Cause it's already that time of the month, depression.

Lesson one of the art of war by Sun Tzu,
Know your enemy so he doesn't f*ck you.
I read up on your life story and it's pretty sad,
Page 4 of Cosmopolitan, full page viagra ad.



MIMUS :

Let's turn to the one and lonely true opponent,
The bathroom queen, The WC's only moment.
It's time for a beating, you'll soon be shitting,
Be ready to weep to the feeling of you losing.

What's your plan now ? Turn around and flee ?
There's no need for that. I'll burn you third degree.
I'll spit at you, cool you down, then burn you again
My words so hot it'll melt steel beams in Spain.
Hola p*ta, como esta ? Already on one knee ?
I guess the pressure was strong to suck on my D.

Sexist jokes are the best, keep them coming.
I'll keep on cumming, it's like face painting.
No harsh feeling tho, lemme help you squirt,
And don't forget to send me my own EA shirt.

[T-RRex]

This is now a cringe thread

[SpiderShaun]

This is now a cringe thread

Do you decide on the cringiness of threads ?

I think I saw this somewhere before...

Oh yeah :
http://elitearmy.eu/forumz/thread-2423-p...l#pid26834

[Mimus]

You wanna get saucy? Alright here we go:

Dont worry, babe, youre gonna get that shirt,
But youre sure it wouldnt be better to send a skirt?
Cause Ive heard you changed gender recently,
So lets do this rap as girls, equally.

Now come at me , filthy skank,
Imma give you one hell of a spank
Im the only real girl in town,
It takes a real motherfucker to take me down

Kissing is just a habit,
Something for a little bunny rabbit,
but fucking is a serious game,
you either win, or walk home in shame

So try fucking with me, silly boy
Imma make you my little toy
Once im done with you, theres no more Shaun,
Ill do to you
what happened to
the mother of bambi the fawn

[TechN9NE]