~Rap Battle~ (Includes harsh language) (archived by NightFall)

[Tomahawk]

Okay, this should be fun, I'm gonna make a guest starring here, I'll make it short:

In Finland we homo
said this random Finnish mofo
For everyone it's free
for you, for us, for me
I said it doesn't cost a cent
we could do it in my tent.

This is the Big Mac,
"I'm lovin' it", the fag
I haven't got no feels
those were taken by dem eels

I am a true player
love's own Darth Vader
I use my brute Force
to get through love's doors
And I pull out my lightsaber
act like a life saver
Do my mind trick
and make her knees flick
to show her something sick.

Some people call me Meat
but that's cause how I treat
all the single ladies
for not having my babies
But that's just what I do
and this is all true

But haters, they can hate
I won't hesitate
I'll drop them like da flies
I'll end their miserable lies
their f*cking sad lifes.

This is my killer flow
I'll make your head explode
I f*cked you up like pro
And this is truly the greatest show
that you will ever go.

This battle is over, give up
tap out, mic drop.

[Hani]

Cul rhymes smack Hoe,
U deserve a bigmac with this flow,
All deez ppl they get ur words,
Readin Dem picken up letters row by row..
They know ur de boss so they get too low
Row by row
Ur homo servants will kiss ur toe
And I'm like ye in Finland nohomo ok so..

My shit was too old for this thread
Lemme tell ya bed time story,
This thread was just dead,
Dead enough that spammers made it look like shiet ,
All de words and thoughts I threw and spit,
Was just old and gold only in dis thread,
If u know what I mean..
Then you alrdy have it in ur head,

Its almost late..
Gunna close the light,
U don't have to hide,
Dont worry
Homo's wont rape u at night,
I got weapons packed up and loaded
No Wreckage No worries,
Alrdy got Dem reloaded,
Hold tight
They so blind at night
Got Dem guns n bullets
Shot em in sight
Trust me... Cuz I'm always right
They wont find u
Cuz u will be always alright,
Aight?
Now get some sleep till I got my scopes ready to fight,
And ye.. Dont do wet dreams alright?
Good boy..now get rekt and goodnight

[Tomahawk]

Cul rhymes smack Hoe,
U deserve a bigmac with this flow,
All deez ppl they get ur words,
Readin Dem picken up letters row by row..
They know ur de boss so they get too low
Row by row
Ur homo servants will kiss ur toe
And I'm like ye in Finland nohomo ok so..

My poo was too old for this thread
Lemme tell ya bed time story,
This thread was just dead,
Dead enough that spammers made it look like shiet ,
All de words and thoughts I threw and spit,
Was just old and gold only in dis thread,
If u know what I mean..
Then you alrdy have it in ur head,

Its almost late..
Gunna close the light,
U don't have to hide,
Dont worry
Homo's wont rape u at night,
I got weapons packed up and loaded
No Wreckage No worries,
Alrdy got Dem reloaded,
Hold tight
They so blind at night
Got Dem guns n bullets
Shot em in sight
Trust me... Cuz I'm always right
They wont find u
Cuz u will be always alright,
Aight?
Now get some sleep till I got my scopes ready to fight,
And ye.. Dont do wet dreams alright?
Good boy..now get rekt and goodnight

[Aviator]

blugh i can just rap in Dutch,

[Tomahawk]

then do it in dutch and use google translator lol

[Thrasher]

why dafuq is this thread still open? this thread needs some more MLG noscopin'

hani cant aim for shi t, nor can he even spit...

mate you need to learn how to make effect, or youll find yourself getting #rekt


#thrashercantrapforshiteither

[Tomahawk]

thrasher is the best imo

[Duka]

huehuehuhe 69

[Thrasher]

come on pw?

[Hani]

why dafuq is this thread still open? this thread needs some more MLG noscopin'

hani cant aim for shi t, nor can he even spit...

mate you need to learn how to make effect, or youll find yourself getting #rekt


#thrashercantrapforshiteither

My rap is artistic
And ur one is autistic

I got no time for ur shiet,
Just a lil bit of ur shiet doesn't matter u do it,

I get myself some coke
And u get me some sauce
#Dealwithitbiatch
Cuz u know who's ur boss