~Rap Battle~ (Includes harsh language) (archived by NightFall)

[SpiderShaun]

SMACK :

I'm a rap prodigy, I'll Smack your b*tch up.
And go down on her like fights in a pub.
Don't talk crap Smack, I'm on the fast track,
Just stare at my back, rap is what you lack.
Keep silent and watch the true god work.
I'll sweep the clan clean of all your jerk.



HANI :

Hani honey bunny, what's up with you lately ?
I hear you got rekt by a guy that looked girly ?
Nah man, it's just me, your friend SpiderShaun.
Let me give you a taste, so good you'll frown.
It's not sweet, not salty, but motherfucking bitter.
Let's compare d*ck size, pretty sure I'm bigger.

You know how I know ? Your mama told me.

I'm not a grammar nazi but your bars gave me cancer.
Even grandma did nazi that coming, you getting weaker.
I'll tag swastikas all over your place and your front door.
Turn it to a Buddhist temple, red carpet on the floor.
All stained by your blood and her menstruation
Cause it's already that time of the month, depression.

Lesson one of the art of war by Sun Tzu,
Know your enemy so he doesn't f*ck you.
I read up on your life story and it's pretty sad,
Page 4 of Cosmopolitan, full page viagra ad.



MIMUS :

Let's turn to the one and lonely true opponent,
The bathroom queen, The WC's only moment.
It's time for a beating, you'll soon be shitting,
Be ready to weep to the feeling of you losing.

What's your plan now ? Turn around and flee ?
There's no need for that. I'll burn you third degree.
I'll spit at you, cool you down, then burn you again
My words so hot it'll melt steel beams in Spain.
Hola p*ta, como esta ? Already on one knee ?
I guess the pressure was strong to suck on my D.

Sexist jokes are the best, keep them coming.
I'll keep on cumming, it's like face painting.
No harsh feeling tho, lemme help you squirt,
And don't forget to send me my own EA shirt.