Ten Commandments of AA (archived by HeXomega)

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Ten Commandments of AA

1. Everything starts with admitting your problems with drinking.

2. Believe in power greater than yourself.

3. Make a decision to turn your life around.

4. Let higher power take care of your decision making.

5. Confess the deeds of your past to the higher power.

6. Become ready for the higher power to cleanse you.

7. Ask for the higher power to actually cleanse you from your sins.

8. Find out there is no actual higher power and you were fooled the entire time.

9. Get pissed and think what to do next.

10. Crack open a cold one with da boyz.