~Rap Battle~ (Includes harsh language) (archived by NightFall)

[Hani]

Spoiler

My self proclaimed title : the diss troya.
You better prepare yourself for this trial.
Don't look away, you'll be disfigured.
Cause I already have this diss figured.

Nice try, nice rhyme, but God damn
You write like a freaking Taliban.
And what's with the yellow man ?
Aren't you brown, from Afghanistan ?

Siri would write better lyrics than you.
And I'll repeat, it's "you" not "u".
The alphabet has already been taken
And turned into a conglomerate giant.

You say your dick is made of gold.
Didn't you just buy a vibrator ?
I don't envy you, it must've been cold
To insert it up your backside crater.

And what's with all the homophobic talk?
Were you traumatized ? Childhood shock ?
It sounds like you have some daddy issues.
OK then, lemme grab you some tissues.

You're a rabbit dipped in honey, Hani.
I eat you and that's funny, Hani.
Then wipe my mouth with money, Hani.
Now go cry to your mommy, pussy.

It looks like you've never seen a guy like this
Me yea from Afghanistan, not everyone like me is brown
But better u know i counter every moment u try to diss,
If u care much about taliban..isis
Its their hairy ass u can kiss,

Hani is Afghani
Taliban is from paki,
On the other hand..
Learn something new..
Do u understand ?
Just know the clue..

Its just one long story u dont need to know
The day when i was born
I couldnt realize dat like this i was gunna grow,

Its just ur first time,
Meeting an afghan rapper infront of this line,
it doesnt make sense if u think im gunna bomb u
This is one lesson for u, take it as ur 1st sign,

man.. really?
I has no time for grammatical mistake
For god sake,
I can rap freely,
words like dis bout make ur mouth
taste my chilly,
Ur flow is de smell of fart and mine one is smell of lily,
Too hygenic for u, laughin at u being so silly,

See my rhymes, they glow n leap
lil pussy, u got tiny dick, not enought to go deep,
i will finish u off then, requires only a neat sweap,
U remind me of that cartoon, wut wuz it aha
Shaun the sheep,

I m that dawg in dat cartoon
Makin orders, headset on and listenin to ma tune,
After de night falls and there shows up de stars n de moon
I will make u bitches locked up inside a warehouse
fkin dirty ass koon,

ended talkin bout mom
n now started talkin bout dad
its going too lame, mofukin cad,

I got drinks and cokes, bitches n sprites
you the nastiest gay hooker hanging under the street lights,

being a rap winner is de best u can?
Mimus a girl... dissin u off
is rly a big shame for u man,
Not tryin to be mean
But tellin u to be keen
We TWC Crew got de fame,
nothin to blame
Me n u not the same
but still dis one is a good game,


Shaun the sheep
its time for u to drizzle
into a pile of lamb shizzle,
As a dawg gunna whistle
TWC alrdy Thrown EA a Missile .