~Rap Battle~ (Includes harsh language) (archived by NightFall)

[sMACk]

Okay, this should be fun, I'm gonna make a guest starring here, I'll make it short:

In Finland we homo
said this random Finnish mofo
For everyone it's free
for you, for us, for me
I said it doesn't cost a cent
we could do it in my tent.

This is the Big Mac,
"I'm lovin' it", the fag
I haven't got no feels
those were taken by dem eels

I am a true player
love's own Darth Vader
I use my brute Force
to get through love's doors
And I pull out my lightsaber
act like a life saver
Do my mind trick
and make her knees flick
to show her something sick.

Some people call me Meat
but that's cause how I treat
all the single ladies
for not having my babies
But that's just what I do
and this is all true

But haters, they can hate
I won't hesitate
I'll drop them like da flies
I'll end their miserable lies
their f*cking sad lifes.

This is my killer flow
I'll make your head explode
I f*cked you up like pro
And this is truly the greatest show
that you will ever go.

This battle is over, give up
tap out, mic drop.