~Rap Battle~ (Includes harsh language) (archived by NightFall)

[Syne]

Yoyotsigitsigi

[Hani]

Optimus u have much disaster
Tell me if your as* can go faster.
Because i would be your headmaster.
Stick that in your mind with Plaster..
I am not a kid.
Turn forward and become a squid..
I know everyone needs to Hate me
But i still ignore and i have Faith with me..
Your Rhymes doesnt go Straight baby..
Just stand infront of my gate lady...
Only 1 thing i can say you is
Agent Hani is having more raps,
your mind will be running laps,
im so luckey i own at craps,
but when it comes to rap,
i don’t need luck to beat your crap.

Get out of the way im rappin here,
My raps are so bad, i know you fear,
all the shit i say, i know its clear,
my lines so crazy, you turn to beer,
you can hear my rhymes, you don’t need to be near.

im all over the place,
You man are a sad case,
i go down to tie my lace,
then i be comin up with my mace,
you know where it’ll be,right in your face
i better slow down and watch my pace.

[imma]

Yo yo yo, since everyone's embarassing themself, I'm gonna try too :P
:Shy:

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I'm here to prove Miss Hani something,
You think you're better than us in everything?
But no man, you're not, not even in one thing!
What you're saying isn't rap,
It's a motherf*cking crap!
You think you're the best in here?
Turns out, you can't even open your own beer!
Instead, you go to your momma cry,
"Mommy, mommy, open it, my nail polish isn't dry!"
YES, I'm calling you a damn pu$$y, want me to stop?
And if you still think you're better than me, you're f*cking NOT!
Optimus, please, stay in your little Wonderland,
Or I'll slap you so hard, you won't be able to stand!
Kokok, maybe you're somewhat good,
But don't come here with it, save it for your hood.
And girls, remember, don't ever come back,
Or next time, I won't even try to hold back.

[Bread]

Y'all suck, except Imma. She actually knows how to rap.

[Kokok]

Yo, yo yo.

1)Funniest thing, I ever saw - it's Hani's face which look like cow,
You asking me how? Im telling you now,
My rap, true words, my homies are lords,
Jay z, kanye west, for us it's low league,
Just one my word owns, you like it b!tch,
Me and my people dont give fu*ks
Imma, your rhymes aren't busta, it su*ks.

Down this (to hani ).

2)Dumb person haves a better rhymes than ya,
When I'm reading it, I'm laughing 'haha',
All this crap above me is sh*t,
I'm very cute and I'm very fit!
Overlord of freestyle, kneel b!tch to dick,
You like it, girl, so faster lick,
Beef with hani, like beef with kid,
Easy like shit, just give me the beat

[Hani]

Waoh Nice Freestyle Immagirl Keep it up ! ,
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F*ck what you think girl?!/
I'mma just keep to what i know/
That means get dough, spit flow/
Ain't down for no b*tch no mo'/
I didn't wanna have to do this/
Cause I don't normally do this sh*t/
But you force these rhymes that i writ/
Back like God to Molses on the stone tablet/
I can admit that u were a fool/
Bein dumb in school, breakin the rules/
Cause you dont wanna listen/
But i think it's time that you listen/
All along iwith ur trust you've been missin/
No i ain't forget, i never will/
The sh*t you done literally made me wanna kill/
But you know i'm smarter than that/
Sit back write these rhymes in my sweats and LRG hat/
Tilted back in my chair rollin a joint/
Bout to smoke it soon my finger i point/
At you/
Don't ask why cause you already know/
Every time you ask if i'm mad i say no/
But Boyz arent crying,the girlz are but why u askin me?/
You were supposed to be my bitc*/
And you go behind ya mamma's back and hidin from me/
You think i won't find out girl you crazy/
I'm already gettin lazy/
To finish this verse/
But you never seen a verse like this/
Not my lips it's my a*s you can kiss/
I don't know how ya mom convinced ya to stay with U/
Lady, it's just makin me look like a foo/
And this sh*t i say is true/
Word is bond/
I don't even wanna talk to you/
With rhymes ill like the flu/
Why the f*ck would i need you?/
B*tch you broke your Boyfreinds heart/
It was your love at the start/
But i got smart/
Smart enough to tell you we're through/
It's done it's over with/
And i really don't wanna hear your excuses/
Ya heart was like a bomb you lit the fuses/
And boom/
Ya heart exploded all over my room/
You loved yourself baby/
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@Kokok"-
I am not a cow,
I wanna rap now,
I am a human,
go suc* a cumin..
Your just a monkey..
Dreaming about donkey..
Your hair aint funky.
You look a lil bit cocky..
Japanese hate hockey.
You just drinkin whiskey..
You r so lame,not even havin a shame..
thinkin about my name but we r not da same
Ahah your japanese's frame...
watchin vids everytime..
even in ur bed time..
IMMA GONNA BE UR WORST Japanese Nightmare.
Just to let you know,
you aint the best rapper.
Cause when I spit sh*it,
It's mad exquisite.
I flow like liquid.
So you better stick wit'
your silly Japanese ryhmes,
you little nit-wit.
All of your rhymes are weak.
You got nothin' for me.
Each line is so corny
it's one silly story.
Your face is so dumb that
you're starting to bore me.
Now it's time I bring the fury
then take all your glory.
Cause you talk alot of nonsense.
I bring complex sentence structure.
I said I would school ya.
Now Imaa lyricaly fuc* ya.
With nouns and verbs,
subjects and predicates.
Being as good as me is
something you will never get.
Better yet, I suggest
you get a little more practice.
You try to annoy me with
these distractive tactics.
It's so damn funny
and the straight fact is,
what you lack is skills.
Your ryhmes are
composed of wack sh*it.
you need no thread man
lets run the show here.

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Pwned 2 of em..and i still dont give up .

[imma]

@Ms. Hani

Hold on, hold on, you can't possibly think this sh*t is good?
This kind of sh*t makes me wanna kill myself , so shut up, you really should!
I told you not to come back, or otherwise you're dead.
You should've ran away, but you came back instead.
You think you're better because of these lines, boy?
Hey, take it more seriously, for me, you're nothing but a toy.
That I can f*cking smash, once I'm done with it,
Be ready, this is going to hurt you, every little hit,
You're still a f*cking pu$$y man, you're even worse than me,
At least I don't go cry to my mommy, asking her to make me tea.
Let me tell you something, not even your mom will save you this time
PLEASE, REALISE ALREADY, what you're saying it's pathetic rhyme
It doesn't even make sense, how do you expect to win?
You just make me more furious, it would be better if you didn't even begin!
Listen to me this time man, don't ever come back,
Because, I still have a lot of good sh*t in my stack.

Kokok, man, why you messing with me anyway?
It's better for you to stay f*cking away
Or you have a wish to cry like Ms. Hani?
But you won't go to your mum, you'll cry to your granny
Once she sees what a pu$$y you've become, she will run away
Yelling "Oh my god, My grandson is f*cking g@y!"
You know man, sh*t you say f*cking stinks,
I can take you down in two damn blinks.
Same advice goes to you too,
Stay away, don't come back with that poo.




WOOT WOOT XD this is quite bad but it can't be worse than Ms.Hani's

[Clysma]

Edited the topic's name a bit, since there are lots of harsh language.

[Bread]

lolthread

[Hani]

Umm,Guys please make sure that you must add stars before you post a Harsh word..
We dont want this topic and the gangsters here to be troubled alot.
I am Repeating Check your posts and make sure to put stars on the harsh words..