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RE: ~Rap Battle~ (Includes harsh language) - SpiderShaun - 13-08-2015
I thought about those while on the loo,
You know, taking a shit thinking of you.
I'm not gonna be your precious little toy.
Because there's nothing little about this playboy.
For my mouse I'll set up a cheese trap,
For Mimus can only talk crap and shit rap
Was the walk of shame fun ? Was it long ?
Did you go along while singing the pokemon theme song ?
I hope you didn't catch them all, herpes, STD, HIV
Pretty sure by now your pussy smells like anchovy
Hani's ball licked her? The fuck did I say?
Hannibal Lecter, I'll eat you anyway.
So best be silent about it, my lil lamb
And go make me a sandwich, with strawberry jam.
And while you're at it, clean the kitchen
Cause I'll make you bend over the oven
RE: ~Rap Battle~ (Includes harsh language) - Mimus - 13-08-2015
Spoiler
The girl bending is a bit standard,So thats nothing for us two,
however, bend over backwards,
and I'll sit on you.
Forget about strawberry jam,
Cause Id screw you around the clock,
If I would give a damn
About your massive....ego?
Something I will never get right,
is men having the size all on their mind,
I cant tell, cause I dont make judgements on sight,
because my hands prefer to play with what they find
If you can work with it, I like whatever size,
No matter if its hockeystick or basketballs
Reading rumours cant satisfy my eyes,
Just let down the pants and see what falls
Oh yeah, and comparision may be the way to go,
More than just one for me to estimate,
Someone joining this fun would be a lovely show, (srsly, someone rap with us
)Analyzing the length and the weight
Thats what a living lady wants to see,
Letters and Numbers are not for me
But lets forget about this discussion,
I wouldnt mind either way,
Now make sure you dont get a concussion,
when i tell you about how I would play:
I'd slowly peel the cover
to expose the delicious middle
my tender lips do hover
and my fingers fiddle
I lick over the part on top
Mhh I wouldnt resist
I open my mouth and can not stop
The flavorful liquid spills over my lips
OMG, I love oranges
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RE: ~Rap Battle~ (Includes harsh language) - Strax - 13-08-2015
@mimustah
pretty meh rap. A lil' wierd though
RE: ~Rap Battle~ (Includes harsh language) - Mimus - 13-08-2015
Please note that this whole thread is including harsh and usually aswell more or less adult-y language and topics.
Even though it should be clear that only 18+ ppl or people who are aware of what is going on in this thread and still decide to read it anyways are supposed to read along, i would suggest to people who write in this thread to spoiler their posts (will do with mine now, too) so just in case you are "rapping" about a sensitive/sexual/rude topic or in such a style, younger ppl can still choose not to read it.
@Legendz I do understand it might seem weird to you, after all youre 14. Mb this thread is not sth u should read daily (or at least, as written above, mb leave out the spoilered posts in the future)
RE: ~Rap Battle~ (Includes harsh language) - SpiderShaun - 13-08-2015
Spoiler
That last verse was one of your best card.
Mimus being horny and I'm getting hard,
So we better stop all these sexual comments.
I'll start repenting to make amends.
And spoiler my shit so kids won't learn bad.
I wanna set a good example, don't be mad.
I know you want it, it makes me sad.
We're into different kinds of black gold
Mine's coffee, makes me seem old
Yours is dicks, they make you fold (in half
)But It's not just my ego that's massive,
My rhymes are also quite impressive.
And when it comes to numbers, girls top the list.
Weight, height, late flight, time's not on your wrist.
I for one don't risk it, hate being late
I assume it's the same for you mate ?
Although it has a whole different meaning.
Anyway, when's the baby due darling ?
RE: ~Rap Battle~ (Includes harsh language) - Mimus - 13-08-2015
Dont worry, im never late,
me and my rhymes are always on time
Though u should watch out not to get some hate,
Being so chauvinist is almost a crime
It seems you missed out on a lot,
thinking its only a girls job to contracept,
makes me think about your noose and its knot
slowly tightening around your neck
I pity the girls you gonna be with,
they wont stay with you long,
modern men are not a myth,
but it seems you are all wrong
This was my educational rap,
but now im gonna get back
to sit comfy on shauns lap
cause thats sth i would actually tap
RE: ~Rap Battle~ (Includes harsh language) - Hani - 13-08-2015
Spoiler
(12-08-2015, 11:11 AM)SpiderShaun Wrote: SMACK :
I'm a rap prodigy, I'll Smack your b*tch up.
And go down on her like fights in a pub.
Don't talk crap Smack, I'm on the fast track,
Just stare at my back, rap is what you lack.
Keep silent and watch the true god work.
I'll sweep the clan clean of all your jerk.
HANI :
Hani honey bunny, what's up with you lately ?
I hear you got rekt by a guy that looked girly ?
Nah man, it's just me, your friend SpiderShaun.
Let me give you a taste, so good you'll frown.
It's not sweet, not salty, but motherfucking bitter.
Let's compare d*ck size, pretty sure I'm bigger.
You know how I know ? Your mama told me.
I'm not a grammar nazi but your bars gave me cancer.
Even grandma did nazi that coming, you getting weaker.
I'll tag swastikas all over your place and your front door.
Turn it to a Buddhist temple, red carpet on the floor.
All stained by your blood and her menstruation
Cause it's already that time of the month, depression.
Lesson one of the art of war by Sun Tzu,
Know your enemy so he doesn't f*ck you.
I read up on your life story and it's pretty sad,
Page 4 of Cosmopolitan, full page of Viagra ad.
Ey ey dafuq..hold up, turn de mic up.
Smack bruh.. fucked up..
No words, u alrdy just got smacked up
Yo face lookin like you've alrdy got jacked up
Wrap up, I lay Back
Pack up, U stay back
U lost n u need to payback .
Mofukin DJ turn up
Scratch Sound* Playback !
Still repeatin that u r the only winner?
Haha fk dat shiet, be a part of rap newbs n begginers
Both of u plz work as Dick Hair Trimmers,
Homo's like u have them for dinners..
Mac u r done,
Blabbering alot that u won
Thinkin dat u r de only one,
Hoes like us Say u r just none,
Go bak to McDonalds ..
For u its always fun,
..sit n relax
Get fat n chillax..
Lie down back to ur bed
Now just remember what I said,
And if u dont,
Den gtfo fatass weasel head.
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@Shaun
Bitch I'm back alrdy
Told u that I will be always ready,
O wait what ?
Wut de fack?
Honey bunny?
Do u even think its funny?
I'm a yellow gangsta
Dat will get yo cash n de money,
Turnin u into a red ass monkey
But lemme tell ya one thing,
Idc if u r a gurl or boy,
My rhymes for u is like a sex toy,
Noticed u were a "She is He"
Ik I'm not blind
I am still able to see,
Dat girly picture,
Made me think u of
Shemale type of creature,
That's actually normal,
Everyone knows that its nature,
And u talkin lots of gay shit,
Made me also think u becomin dirty n immature,
Ma mom? Baah u lyin..she old
She never spoke n she never told-
-bout how ma dick size was,
I will let u know dat ma D is expensive n gold,
Keep tryin , u think I could easily get mad,
Late night, peeking through ur windows,
Saw u n ur dad, being naked fcking so hard n so bad,
Lad..those late night moments u had with ur dad,
jumped out of ur window, And got hurt so bad
Knowing u talkin bout D n homo shit,
Made me feel so sick n so sad,
And what's with these Japanese shiet,
I couldn't understand wtf u were sayin,
Sun Tzu sun poo, nazi and Buddhist temple?
Pff deze rhymes u tryin to say iz not too gentle.
TWC gangs like us r few,
Mimus tried alrdy killin u,
Meh fk dis , hard to rap on a phone,
Especially like dis during work, ill pause it till i get home.
RE: ~Rap Battle~ (Includes harsh language) - SpiderShaun - 14-08-2015
Spoiler
My self proclaimed title : the diss troya.
You better prepare yourself for this trial.
Don't look away, you'll be disfigured.
Cause I already have this diss figured.
Nice try, nice rhyme, but God damn
You write like a freaking Taliban.
And what's with the yellow man ?
Aren't you brown, from Afghanistan ?
Siri would write better lyrics than you.
And I'll repeat, it's "you" not "u".
The alphabet has already been taken
And turned into a conglomerate giant.
You say your dick is made of gold.
Didn't you just buy a vibrator ?
I don't envy you, it must've been cold
To insert it up your backside crater.
And what's with all the homophobic talk?
Were you traumatized ? Childhood shock ?
It sounds like you have some daddy issues.
OK then, lemme grab you some tissues.
You're a rabbit dipped in honey, Hani.
I eat you and that's funny, Hani.
Then wipe my mouth with money, Hani.
Now go cry to your mommy, pussy.
EDIT:
I completely missed out on Mimus' post
I think the last part had me most <3
You won't be the only one tapping
Hope you enjoy a little bit of slapping
RE: ~Rap Battle~ (Includes harsh language) - $ubzero - 14-08-2015
wow this is some pornograpic rap
I would join if I could rhym
RE: ~Rap Battle~ (Includes harsh language) - Hani - 14-08-2015
Spoiler
(14-08-2015, 11:40 AM)SpiderShaun Wrote: My self proclaimed title : the diss troya.
You better prepare yourself for this trial.
Don't look away, you'll be disfigured.
Cause I already have this diss figured.
Nice try, nice rhyme, but God damn
You write like a freaking Taliban.
And what's with the yellow man ?
Aren't you brown, from Afghanistan ?
Siri would write better lyrics than you.
And I'll repeat, it's "you" not "u".
The alphabet has already been taken
And turned into a conglomerate giant.
You say your dick is made of gold.
Didn't you just buy a vibrator ?
I don't envy you, it must've been cold
To insert it up your backside crater.
And what's with all the homophobic talk?
Were you traumatized ? Childhood shock ?
It sounds like you have some daddy issues.
OK then, lemme grab you some tissues.
You're a rabbit dipped in honey, Hani.
I eat you and that's funny, Hani.
Then wipe my mouth with money, Hani.
Now go cry to your mommy, pussy.
It looks like you've never seen a guy like this
Me yea from Afghanistan, not everyone like me is brown
But better u know i counter every moment u try to diss,
If u care much about taliban..isis
Its their hairy ass u can kiss,
Hani is Afghani
Taliban is from paki,
On the other hand..
Learn something new..
Do u understand ?
Just know the clue..
Its just one long story u dont need to know
The day when i was born
I couldnt realize dat like this i was gunna grow,
Its just ur first time,
Meeting an afghan rapper infront of this line,
it doesnt make sense if u think im gunna bomb u
This is one lesson for u, take it as ur 1st sign,
man.. really?
I has no time for grammatical mistake
For god sake,
I can rap freely,
words like dis bout make ur mouth
taste my chilly,
Ur flow is de smell of fart and mine one is smell of lily,
Too hygenic for u, laughin at u being so silly,
See my rhymes, they glow n leap
lil pussy, u got tiny dick, not enought to go deep,
i will finish u off then, requires only a neat sweap,
U remind me of that cartoon, wut wuz it aha
Shaun the sheep,
I m that dawg in dat cartoon
Makin orders, headset on and listenin to ma tune,
After de night falls and there shows up de stars n de moon
I will make u bitches locked up inside a warehouse
fkin dirty ass koon,
ended talkin bout mom
n now started talkin bout dad
its going too lame, mofukin cad,
I got drinks and cokes, bitches n sprites
you the nastiest gay hooker hanging under the street lights,
being a rap winner is de best u can?
Mimus a girl... dissin u off
is rly a big shame for u man,
Not tryin to be mean
But tellin u to be keen
We TWC Crew got de fame,
nothin to blame
Me n u not the same
but still dis one is a good game,
Shaun the sheep
its time for u to drizzle
into a pile of lamb shizzle,
As a dawg gunna whistle
TWC alrdy Thrown EA a Missile .